i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
I WANT TO KNOW
*sees skeleton decorations in store*
Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
this is real
people who use “lol” and “xD” in the same sentence are the kind of people who should never be trusted
Shoutouts to all the bisexual people whose parents are secretly hoping they’ll settle down in a heterosexual relationship and get married and have biological children.
shoutout to the pan people who have no idea how to even come out to their parents
Shoutout to all the asexual people with parents that think they’re just not ready for sex yet.