Ah yes, the first of September. Where I can choose between ranting about Hogwarts,or make a Green Day pun.
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.
trying to put my bedsheets on by myself is like wrestling with satan
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i always just scrolled past this video but today i watched it and learned that i wasnt just scrolling past a video ~ i was scrolling past an experience
I want this to play at my wedding and my funeral
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just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
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